21 January 2018

Pocket Pulse by Hot Octopuss


Here's review number two to keep you going while I'm still away!

Right before Christmas last year my friends over at Hot Octopuss managed to sneak in an all new product launch, and they were kind enough to send me one to review, so let's go take a look at it.

7 January 2018

Babes 'n' Horny - The Mack Dildo


It's like 1996 all over again. I can hear it already, ♪ Return of the Mack. ♪

Hey everybody! I hope you all had a great Christmas and New Year. Sorry for my absence so far in 2018 but I'm currently far away avoiding the continuing Winter weather, and shan't be back until next month.

Thanks to the miracle of post queuing I had the foresight to line up a few reviews to fill the gap, so let's get on with this one!